I'm posting about my damn cats again my special stupidity

I have been living alone for way too long

Actual conversation that just occurred between me and my cats as I arrived home from work:

Cats: Meow!

Me: Oh my god, kitties, it is cold as balls outside! Do you know how cold that is?

Cats: Meow!

Me: Actually, balls aren’t cold at all.

Cats: Meow!

Me: It’s a figure of speech.

4 thoughts on “I have been living alone for way too long”

  1. Wait until they start meowing at you in discernible syllables. (I have audiotape.)

    Whole conversations, I’m saying.

    Ahem.

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