randomosity

Things that are wrong with my MacBook Pro

• The optical drive won’t read discs or burn them • The fan is on constantly regardless of the computer’s temperature or how hard it’s working • The battery is bulging and the computer tells me it needs to be replaced immediately; full charge gets me 35 minutes of time unplugged • The trackpad is malfunctioning and sticking, making it more or less impossible to actually do anything on the damn thing. It thinks it…

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Fran Moments the family

You see where I get it, right?

My mom just sent me pretty much the best e-mail in the history of e-mails from mothers: Help!!! I am in Crazyland! Now all my new emails are loading, and each one of them are loading ten times apiemce. OMG I am going to commit hyperlink-acide. Goodbye. xoxo with pc passion preferring pleasure but perennially pissed! Please forego the lectures on the superiority of Macs! lol Keep in mind that my mom’s e-mails get to…

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