That’s putting it delicately
My dear boyfriend, upon the occasion of his first attempt at cleaning the litter box: “There is an amazing amount of turds in here.”
My dear boyfriend, upon the occasion of his first attempt at cleaning the litter box: “There is an amazing amount of turds in here.”
Me: What are we doing tonight? Boyfriend: Partying hard…ying. Me: Where? Boyfriend: … Applebees.
Boyfriend: [leaving the study-oasis couch stacked with books and index cards and hot-pink page tabs and legal paper to come into the office where girlfriend is on computer] I’m going to draw a pink heart on you. [takes back of girlfriend’s hand and draws small heart with highlighter] Girlfriend: Okay. [waits as boyfriend fills in the outline of the heart] Ha! [flips hand over] It looks like balls! [flips hand] Heart! [flips hand] Balls! Hahaha!…
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