Look. I could make these all day, every day.
And I would not feel a shred of shame. Update: I’m serious. I can’t stop.
comedy
Tag: funny
the manfriend why am I telling you this?
Guess which one gets my vote
Things the BFKM suggested we do today: 1. Murder [name redacted] and [name redacted] and then run away to Mexico. 2. Burn a bunch of Bibles to taunt that preacher in Florida. 3. Fill up a kiddie pool with baby oil and wrestle naked.
comedy Memphis Zombie Massacre photography
Whut in the?
I still plan on writing a big ol’ zombie-walk recap post, but first. This. This is one of the funniest pictures I have ever ever ever taken. And I bet you could use a laugh right about now. Bonus: I managed to get zombie Waldo in this photo. I didn’t realize there was a Waldo zombie until I saw a video of him after the walk. But BEHOLD! He walked among us!
the internet is fun
Well howdy, y’all
If you are coming here from PassiveAggressiveNotes.com, welcome! If you stick around, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of passive-aggressivity, but I am Southern, so it’s actually quite charming! Do stick around, and don’t mind the cat making biscuits on your crotch.
it's true — I'm crazy videos
I lost my voice today
And my mind. Do Ray Me sans voice from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo.
friends
Destined for an Addy
Nick’s new status message – http://vimeo.com/9194146 Nick: you need to check the link i just posted me: why doesn’t that lady have a nose? Nick: fuck if i know me: that’s the only thing i can think about is her nose in the salsa now? nose salsa Nick: yes, lindsey, her nose is in the salsa me: nobody nose salsa like frito lay Nick: see, you could work at an ad agency design ads and…
I'm posting about my damn cats again
Cat theater is gross
Me: I’m going to a party. See you later! Jack: [BARF] Me: [SCOWL] Jack: [eats barf] Me: See ya!
Fran Moments the family the internet is fun the internet is NOT fun
Look what happens when I turn my back on you, Internet
I’ve been struggling with sour soul lately, so I did a little bit of unplugging, including from Twitter, and what happens? Last night I get a notification that my mother is now following me. That flash you just saw? That was the illusion that I am not a foul-mouthed, drunken degenerate taking to the sky with pigs. So, Internet, welcome my mother to Twitter. She has three followers right now: Me, my sister, and “Britney…
comedy friends
Bonnaroo prep
Amber: We need a bucket and laundry soap. me: yeah Amber: Biodegradable laundry soap. So we can drink it and get fuuuuuuuucked uuuuuuup. me: woooooooooooooooooo *urp* Amber: lols me: i guess my biggest concern is the bathing situation. i get grumpy when i’m dirty and especially when my hair gets greasy. Amber: They have showers. Dorm showers. me: it’s a big fountain, ain’t it? oh really?! weird Amber: And I have dry shampoo And razors…
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