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Congressman Cackleface would appreciate your vote

Councilman Chuckles’ time in the political spotlight, as his supportive core bloc seemingly seemed to turn on him immediately and — in many ways — rot his political future, was short and sweet. Seizing his opportunity at the spotlight, one Congressman Cackleface — a loose cannon — has entered the pumpkinlitical sphere. Also when I went to check on Congressman Cackleface just now, I caught the neighbor’s dog totally making out with my sprinkler. Mmm,…

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