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The Debbies

By theogeo | by theogeo

me: i have something i want to share with you are you ready? it’s a list of the first names of the [school name redacted because I am scared of Christian-school retribution] varsity cheer squad are you fucking ready? this says everything a person needs to know about upper-class southernness Mike: ? me: ready? OK Mike: READY me: justice lauren taylor jordan shelby shelby laney madi lydia mckenna Mike: lol me: dani kelly kelsey andi…

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Day 59: Baby Brother

By theogeo | by theogeo

Evan and his girlfriend Charlotte were in town today so we had lunch at Central BBQ. I goaded him into trying the barbecue chicken nachos. He wrecked his plate quite thoroughly (those damn things are tasty) and then proclaimed that he’d had so much to eat that, later, he’d probably be able to “shit through a screen and never hit a wire.” Which is now officially my favorite thing to say, ever. [Project 365]

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