We need more Power Rangers reboots

I don’t know if you nonparents know this, but at this very moment there are no less than six dozen Power Rangers iterations available on Netflix, including Power Rangers MegaForce, Power Rangers Super MegaForce, Power Rangers Dino Charge, Power Rangers Super Dino Charge, Power Rangers Ninja Steel, Power Rangers Into the Jungle, Power Rangers Mystic Force … I could keep going.

Here is how we like to consume Power Rangers in my house: ALL AT ONCE AND FOR HOURS AND HOURS AT A TIME WHILE PANTOMIMING FIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV.

I figure the Power Rangers franchise could use some fresh ideas, so if any PW writers are vanity googling and land here, please feel free to steal my ideas.

Power Rangers Puberty Patrol

Power Rangers Opioid Crisis Appalachian Zap Unit

Power Rangers Student Loan Officers Division

Power Rangers Avocado Toast Nation

Power Rangers MEGASPASTIC CORD CUTTERS

Power Rangers Cultural Appropriation Committee Chairs

Power Rangers Muscle Mysteries, starring John Cena

Power Rangers GIG ECONOMY WARRIORS

Power Rangers Super Sick Twitter Burn Unit

Power Rangers Social Justice Warriors (I would watch the shit out of this)

Power Rangers ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE SQUAD