Two of the silliest people on the planet. Which, of course, I love.
My mom admitted — completely without provocation — that I was conceived on the living-room floor. And then she patted herself on the back about being able to admit that, since she’s got a long history of being extremely modest and not talking about sex in front of her kids. I am unsure of how I feel about this development, but I feel okay enough about it to tell the internet. Because it’s funny, see, and I’m your monkey.