Still life with bored, meditating man and dying flowers
It has been a tense few months of anticipation, little one, but today we found out that your dad passed the bar, bringing him one step closer to his dream of being a slick shyster who works out of the back of his Honda.
It’s important to chase your dreams, son, even if your clutch goes out.
Major, major kudos. I’ll never forget that amazing combination of surprise and relief.