There’s a corn maze in Millington. You can print this out and get $2 off. Go at dusk and walk a little while in the light and then spend the remainder of the night shouting “MARCO!!” in the pitch blackness to the rest of your party, who scurried up ahead while you were taking photos.
Seriously, it’s a lot of fun.
Alvy loved the corn maze I took him through last year in Tennessee. He being the macho man we all know and love decided to lead us on a path to nowhere and followed it by whimpering when his fat ass couldn’t walk anymore.
Ha, that is hilarious. I would love to see his chubby little self hoofing through a corn maze and then getting annoyed when he realized he was going to be staring at identical stalks of corn for another few hours.