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Evacuate!

What was I thinking?

So, a backup plan.

Hmmmm.

Back.

Up.

Plan.

For several months now I’ve felt the sharp pangs of regret that I did not get over my fear of carnage enough to become a doctor.

Foolish girl!

7 thoughts on “Evacuate!”

  1. Just remember: “You got ’em near the walls, by the balls, causing waterfalls.”*

    *Peaches. I love that bitch.

  2. I think you and every other newsperson just died a little inside. Or reconsidered going back to school.

  3. you’ll be just the person to lead the ink-stained wretches (actually, the computer-keyboard enhanced print wretches) across the digital divide into electra-land.

    I have faith..

  4. But The New York Post boasted a readership gain! If I were you, I just start pulling stuff out my ass.

  5. Tabloids are probably up in popularity. Don’t you want to design spreads using exclamatory sentences and airbrushed pictures of Brangelina Jolie-Pitt-Fuckwit?

  6. Yeah, I’m considering the doctor thing, too.

    But as long as people keep dying in a statistical fashion I’ll have a job.

    Assuming I get a degree.

    As long as people keep drinking Starbucks, I’ll have a job.

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