Holy crap, I made it onto News2’s blog roundup! Thanks, Brittney!
This is all part of my plan to ingratiate myself with local conservatives in the hopes that they will take me under their wing and spend time mentoring me (a hopelessly messy liberal wolf in pristine conservative sheep’s clothing) instead of mentoring some kid with an actual chance of taking up their ideology.
It’s a secret plan. Which is why I’m telling you. (And just you.)
Can I just say that Bob Mueller looks exactly the same as he did ten years ago? Mustaches never go out of style.
I know! That’s why I plan to keep mine for ever and ever! (Not that I actually have any say in the matter.)