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  1. Well, thanks a lot.

    See, something just happened to me that I was gonna blog about in the morning. And I’d already written it in my head. It goes like this:

    “As my eyes fluttered open, the first thing I see, encompassing my entire field of vision, not two inches from my face, is my cat’s anus. Happy fucking Monday.”

    AND NOW I CAN’T DO IT.

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