There are two food bowls within two feet of one another. One is empty. The other is full of dry kibble. You:
A. Eat from the bowl that has food in it.
B. Pace nervously in front of the bowls, mewling pathetically and hungrily as if you’ve not been fed in days and there’s no food to be had anywhere.
C. Lick your privates absentmindedly.
D. Some combination of B and C.
Pencils down.
Barbie reference. I think.
I’m delurking to tell you I laughed so hard at this I almost spit out my drink. (Of course I didn’t, would never waste good vodka.) But clearly our cats took the same classses.
Jimbo, ha! I didn’t even realize I was making a Barbie reference, but you are totally right. I was. That’s how PERVASIVE that blonde bitch is!
Nicole, welcome! Good call on keeping the vodka in-mouth. But I wouldn’t be surprised if our cats rushed the same em-effing frats.