Your cat might bound up out of nowhere and box the shit out of your left boob because that’s where the drawstring happens to be sitting, motionless, yet somehow taunting him.
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That literally just happened to me. I had to tuck the drawstring into my shirt so that I could type in peace.
Fortunately, due to my well thought-out absence of mammaries and housecats I have avoided this problem so far.
But the dog has been known to jump up on unpleasant places.