Sometimes I have thoughts I think I must have stolen from Mitch Hedberg
Such as: Why do soap dishes get dirty?
comedy
Author: theogeo
Cats. Typefaces. Bad jokes.
holden
A breakdown of the Budses
In addition to Mr. Buds and Stretchy Buds, we’ve got: Yawny Buds Seepy Buds Sweet Baby Buds Shrieky Buds Poopin’ Buds Stinky Buds Grumpy Buds Burpin’ Buds Sad Buds Splashy Buds Bouncin’ Buds
randomosity
Why is it that…
• babies can sleep soundly with their heads at 90-degree angles from their bodies, but they scream in agony the instant you take them out of the bath tub because of the slight change in temperature? • I am 30, a homeowner, and a parent, but I feel most like an actual adult those times when a light bulb goes out and I know I’ve got a backup bulb stashed away? • the women on…
parenthood
The time, she has flown
I start back to work in two weeks. The plan is to work from home for a while before going to the office full time. The change of pace seems nice in theory but I have no idea how we will do it, practically, from day to day. How any parents do it. How parents with more than one child do it. Things now are so frantic and hurried, showers taken quickly and chores done…
holden
What a charmer
How can someone be in this world for a mere 10 weeks and know so well how to command my heart? Ridiculous.
holden
Names we call Holden: An ongoing series
Buds Mr. Buds Mr. Buddy Buds Buddy Boy Smiley Sweet Baby Stretchy Buds (when I bring him up off the boob to burp and he stretches his arms up and his knees scrunch to his tummy) Mr. Baby (sometimes I slip and call boy cat this) Mr. Good Baby (when he’s chilling) Mr. Sad Baby (when he’s grumpy) Mr. Happy Baby (when he’s all smiles)
holden parenthood
1.5.12: Two months old
Baby boy, This past month was a big one for us. You very noticeably started your transition from weird little floppy newborn with a smelly belly button to your current status as smiling, bouncing, sometimes shrieking-in-delight boy. You got longer and beefed up a little bit after a few weeks of struggles with your weight gain while we figured out that whole constant breastfeeding thing. You finally outgrew those newborn diapers and settled into size…
dreams
So it turns out I’m kind of psychic
The kiddo is asleep and I’m waiting for him to wake up any second now, so I’ve been browsing old blog posts, and I came across this one about a dream I’d forgotten I had. Since I am not delusional, I know you are not going to click that link, so I am going to quote the post in its entirety: I was in a swimming pool with [name redacted] and we were [activity redacted].…
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