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Day 361 — Instincts

[for Thursday, Dec. 27] For the record, this is NOT one of my cats. (My cats can’t kill anything except my patience. And silence, sweet silence.) This viciously cute little fluffball is a younger sibling to my cats, still residing with my parents. This is either Johnna, Paula, or Georgie (not sure, I can’t tell them apart, and besides, one of them has been renamed “Connie” because, according to my mother, she has a contemplative…

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Day 360 — Whirlybird

[for Wednesday, Dec. 26] Not to be confused with this kind of Worleybird, the Savannah eatery owned by Darryl “Have You Forgotten” Worley, country music sortastar. Phunny story about Darryl Worley*: Phil was at the Savannah theater with his brother, watching I Am Legend, when some douchebag’s phone rings. Douchebag: Hello? … [leans over to woman companion] We got any more of my CDs in the truck? Douchebag accomplice: Naw, I don’t thank so. Douchebag:…

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