[for Wednesday, Dec. 26]
Not to be confused with this kind of Worleybird, the Savannah eatery owned by Darryl “Have You Forgotten” Worley, country music sortastar.
Phunny story about Darryl Worley*:
Phil was at the Savannah theater with his brother, watching I Am Legend, when some douchebag’s phone rings.
Douchebag: Hello? … [leans over to woman companion] We got any more of my CDs in the truck?
Douchebag accomplice: Naw, I don’t thank so.
Douchebag: Sorry, man, I don’t think we do. [hangs up] [to companion:] Someone’s wantin’ to buy one of mah CDs.
*Originally Phil was totally confident about the identity of the douchebag in this story, until I made him repeat the story over and over to everyone I knew, at which point Phil began to add: “I think it was Darryl Worley.” So it may not have been. I will have to consult the Gawker Stalker log to see for sure.
Where was this supposed to have happened? And on what day?
Where were you when the towers fell and Mother Freedom was ringin’ her bells? That’s what I want to know.
Anon, it was at a drive-in theater on Dec. 23, 1965, in Athens, Ga. WTF? Are you a spy for the Darryl Worley machine?
Fritz, Mother Freedom’s bells better never be mentioned on this blog again!
Wasn’t Worley then. He was in the Mid-East on a USO tour. But then, he might just have a body double.