Internet, let me tell you a thing my two-year-old has done three times now in the past couple of weeks. The first time he did it, it was funny but I figured he was being sincere. The second time, it was funny and I thought it was a cute repeat. The third time, I realized this kid is yanking my chain.
He will fart audibly, and then get super wide-eyed and look at me and say, “What was that?!” as if to cast blame elsewhere.
Whut.