Things the bf and I may have yelled at the TV while watching the Colts-Eagles game when Austin Collie got smacked around a bit and the officials called unnecessary roughness and Collie laid pretty still there for a several minutes:
“Get that vegetable off the field!”
“Yeah, this isn’t a farm!”
I am only posting this because Collie turned out to be merely concussed or some such and also because I have no shame.