• The appropriate time to poop. They seem to think it’s preferable to take turns pooping as I’m preparing my lunch and/or dinner.
• How acceptable it is to knock my living room lamp off the table and punch two holes in the shade and bust the underside of the base.
• The advisability of jumping up and latching on to the oscillating fan.
• How much fun it is to play in the litter box and then bring little bits of litter into my bed.
These, and many others, are reasons why we no longer have cats but only dogs.