Store clerk, in broken English: So, you planning big Valentine? With your boyfriend?
Me, in dumb English: Ahhh. Ha. No, not this year.
Store clerk: Ohhhh, because of the … recession?
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Well, that’s it. I am officially retiring. With this post, you have achieved such a state of zen-like perfection that blogging by me, or anyone else for that matter, is rendered pointless.
Did I just win the internet? AWESOME!