Crikey

So my grandmother’s matchmaking skills may be a bit rusty, as the Australian guy she was trying to fix me up with is taken. Also, he Googled me and found this blog. Hi, Alex!

Also, Courtney and Dustin have found a man for me, but, despite his build like a “wandering Norwegian brawler” and his preference for fornication, I’m not sure he would work out. He’s allergic to cats.