… which happens because I am a “beauty insider” living at this particular address, I feel what I think the aliens will feel once they discover our planetary remains.
Nausea, complete confusion, indigestion, pity, sadness, etc.
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It is really bizarre how they took what would be an attractive woman and made her hideous and frightening. Reminds me of how the Joker in that Batman movie wanted to “improve” art masterpieces by spray-painting graffiti on them…
Either I haven’t received this catalog or didn’t look at it. She is scary!
I don’t understand, either. I really am trying to carve a “WHY?” out of it, and I just can’t. And Vvixen is right, and her the face itself reminds me of the Joker. Hideous and disfigured. Are you sure this isn’t satire?
A friend of mine has a similar theory about what’ll happen when future civilizations unearth those unfortunate acrylic airbrushed nails from the nail salons.
Yep, the ’80s a BACK! WOOOO!
Years ago I used to work at the make-up counter in Goldsmith’s (now Macys) & my manager was constantly harassing me about wearing MORE MAKEUP. People who sell that stuff seemed convinced that more=better. Or more=more sales.
This will be one of the hostile sects that the US eventually violently disintegrates into. (Cyborg Sexbots / Fashion Magazine Devotee Sympathizers, Palinist Grizzly Moms / Glenn Beck Tea Partiers, Hippy Wildcrafting Survivalist Sustenance-Farmer Anarchists, the Capitalist Wal-Mart Brigade / SUV Society, Texas, Pacifist Vegan Idealists, Raccoon-Hatted Backwoods Homesteaders, Liberal Democratic Capitalists, Communists, Apathetic Atheistic City-Dwellers, the Soulful Religious, the Race Warriors, and D&D Enthusiasts.)
As a member of the demographic to whom beauty products are theoretically supposed to appeal (i.e., men), I can state with certainty that I would go a long way to avoid any woman who looked like that.