Someone tell me what to do

Internet friends,

I am using the Woo Bueno theme. I want to add a time stamp to my posts. Probably in each post’s footer. Can someone write/find some code or something for me that will do that elegantly, and then tell me exactly which theme file(s) to put that code in, and where? (This is not part of my theme options; I checked.)

Can someone do that for me? I am too tired/impatient to go digging around for that info and then troubleshoot it myself. I want someone who reads this to be all “Oh yeah, I can do/find that really easily” and then do it and send it to me, no skin off anyone’s back and no minutes off anyone’s clock.

If someone can do that for me I will buy that someone a beer or send that someone a free photograph. I cannot promise that either the beer or the photograph will be anything super fancy but I swear I will make that happen if you come through for me.

Yours in pixels,
LT