friends

Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene

1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef? Nick: nothing just saying if everything goes awful me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud Nick: did you im the wrong person? me: i habe no idea; i am wasted Nick: you kids and your drinking i got a new nancyboy newsletter me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs Nick: you’re too drunk to type im saving this me: i am too\ Nick: did you see a show? me: no, save it. i…

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randomosity

Happy Legal Booze Day!

Today’s the 75th anniversary of the date the 21st Amendment was ratified, ending prohibition. Tonight? We celebrate by drinking cheap domestic swill! And tequila! Huzzah!

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