Reasons your dog is waking you up in the middle of the night
1. She has to pee. 2. She wants you to think she has to pee. She does not, sucker! 3. Another dog exists somewhere outside, she’s sure of it. 4. She is a machine that runs on love and attention and if her love input meter runs too low she will die, literally die, at 4 a.m. 5. The best stick chewing happens between 4:30 and 5 a.m. and she needs you to facilitate that…
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