1. Why, when he has the entire bed on which to sleep (Phil’s already gone to his family’s for Christmas), Howey insists on sleeping on my face.
2. How I can wake up without a shirt on when I went to bed with one on.
3. Does sleeping with the Mag-Lite and the phone next to me really make me feel any safer?
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Waking up without a shirt on? Sounds like my kind of night… Gigaty-gigaty…
(/strange, perverted comments)