why am I telling you this?

The body truly is a motherf*cking wonderland

So, last month’s round of PMS was brutal. Bruuuutal. It ranked among the top five lowest periods (no pun intended, okay maybe a little) of my life. No shit.

But this month I seemed to have cruised right past PMS altogether.

Yay, mostly. But still. These inconsistencies sometimes make me feel like my body’s doing things behind my back.

6 thoughts on “The body truly is a motherf*cking wonderland”

  1. Wish I could say the same. Not as bad as it’s been lately, but I could still listen to Michael Bolton in the dark.

  2. I think it has something to do with the weather patterns and pressure systems because (overshare alert) same here.

    No really, it was. Sucked hard last time and this time it was nothing.

    And hey! Isn’t it funny when it’s obvious a heteronormative moron posts?

  3. Hey anonymous, a rabbi, a farmer and bin Laden are walking on a beach…

    …oh, and wife beating!

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