5 thoughts on “To the bastich who ate my Lenny’s chicken salad sub out of the breakroom fridge:”

  2. That is just wrong. May the celery bits become demon larvae and cause the guilty to begin spewing tiny, cannibalistic Satans out of all spew-vulnerable orifaces.

  3. Once someone found my sandwich in the Democrat’s fridge, apparently took about three bites and put it back in the fridge for me to find. I was a raging ball of fury.

  4. B, I always suspected you web guys wandered down to the third floor to take your pick of our fridge’s offerings! Very brave indeed, considering the smell.

    PT, yes, exactly!!

    Cox, I hope you gave Nick an atomic wedgie for that.

  5. last week someone stole my pizza and when i was whining audibly (entitled to do so, i felt), she admitted that she ate it — CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS STEALING FROM SOMEONE ELSE? wtf.

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