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This world

… will not relent until I am petrified, will it? Hardening, hardening, crackling, smooth. Let everything — blood, sweat, bile — roll off like dew. Nothing goes in, nothing comes out, no blinking, eyes open always so I can see the lesson. And I swear, there isn’t one. There never is.

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On the run

I’m at my parents’ house. A couple of escaped convicts are running around the area. Mom’s been catching me up on their tale. Apparently they got out of a Louisiana prison work arrangement thingy, and made their way up the Delta. They’ve been offing people and taking their cars. My sister sent me a text this morning saying that she heard on the scanner that they were last spotted in Lexington in a yellow truck…

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Someone tell me what to do

Internet friends, I am using the Woo Bueno theme. I want to add a time stamp to my posts. Probably in each post’s footer. Can someone write/find some code or something for me that will do that elegantly, and then tell me exactly which theme file(s) to put that code in, and where? (This is not part of my theme options; I checked.) Can someone do that for me? I am too tired/impatient to go…

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Shop news, because I live to spam you

The thing with becoming a part-time hawker-of-all-the-shit-I-make that I have a hard time doing is the self-promotion. I really hate talking up my stuff. I feel like I’m intruding. Like people get annoyed by the constant reminders of my existence. This is the precisely the reason why I have such reservations about ever pursuing a career in advertising or promotions or marketing. I don’t want to be a nuisance. Except … I totally want people…

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