why am I telling you this?

My personality

Equal parts acid bath and warm, honeysuckle-smelling hug. You never know what you might get and if you’re lucky or unlucky you might get a dose of both in the same breath. It’s not for everyone, I know.

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musings work

Day 39/365: Look.

We have reached an untenable situation. Here is the thing with the social media beast we have created. Originally, the idea was to connect. You’re a computer nerd, I’m a computer nerd, we’re stuck in cubes, staring at glowing rectangles, let’s have some fun. Vast cities shrank and became navigable networks of people who liked what you liked, laughed at what you laughed at, listened to what you listened to, ate what you ate. You…

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shameless self-promotion

But the best thing about me is how humble I am

It snowed the day after Christmas. I found some virgin snow at the parents’ house. The rest is self-explanatory. The amazing thing here is how there’s not a single dog paw print anywhere near this piece o’ work. THAT is talent, my friends. Whose? Not sure.

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I'm posting about my damn cats again videos

He’s special. We’re special.

I haven’t posted a video of me, groggy and unwashed in a tank top with a cat nearby, in oh let’s say THREE SECONDS so here we go! Thief from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo. I only share this so everyone will be jealous of my inappropriate relationship with my cuddly widdle wuverbutt Jack.

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why am I telling you this?

Internet, let me further impress upon you just how classy I am

Today I came to work with a Miller High Life bottle cap stuck to the outside of my purse, suspended magically magnetically thanks to the magnetic clasp on the iPod case inside my purse. Yep.

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I hate/love nature project 365 (2009)

Day 167: Striped With Radiation

If you’ve been with me for more than a year, you might recognize that title from a previous post or two. So if I get another sunburn, I am going to have to come up with another way to talk about it. Yawn! This particular sunburn’s not so bad, all things considered. Sure, my ears have peeled and my part’s flaking like your popular prom date, but I haven’t had to coax myself into a…

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