Fran Moments the family why am I telling you this?

You know your singlehood has reached critical mass…

… when your mother, who has volunteered to do your laundry, offers to give you money so you can buy yourself some sexier underwear.

6 thoughts on “You know your singlehood has reached critical mass…”

  1. If it makes you feel any better, I have received thongs in my Christmas stocking for many years now.

    In fact, the last time I had a boyfriend around Christmas time, my mom gave a present to “Kerry and *****.” A red velvet thong and camisole, both with white-feather Santa trim, plus a matching Santa hat.

    Seriously.

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